- /maddtired. :( - Sir M - May 4, 2006 11:14:21 pm
- get some sleep!! - zippy - May 4, 2006 11:15:21 pm
- anybody near the purple line - zippy - May 4, 2006 11:09:41 pm
- you're too high for meh and blahness [NT] - syr - excels in excellence - May 4, 2006 11:15:39 pm
- im drivig to dc tomorry - zippy - May 4, 2006 11:17:51 pm
- I'm suprised your not taking I-70 across [NT] - Vybex - May 4, 2006 11:49:03 pm
- you moving? or just a road trip? - Aaron Micha [HeM] - May 4, 2006 11:59:13 pm
- you're too high for meh and blahness [NT] - syr - excels in excellence - May 4, 2006 11:15:39 pm
- ...so I walk outside and look up. One of the upstairs neighbors (not right above us, another apartment) has their light on. - Ophelia - May 4, 2006 11:05:09 pm
- that lucky bastard! [NT] - zippy - May 4, 2006 11:05:52 pm
- bah.. i guess w00t's vacuum would be a good mothersday present.. though they have a dyson, i guess they could use it for the 5th wheel down at the lake [NT] - Vybex - May 4, 2006 11:00:18 pm
- LMAO @ Frant's comic [NT] - Vybex - May 4, 2006 10:20:00 pm
- linkxy? [NT] - zippy - May 4, 2006 10:32:12 pm
- linketh [NT] - Vybex - May 4, 2006 10:32:53 pm
- lmao - zippy - May 4, 2006 10:39:41 pm
- *waves to Zippy!* [NT] - Aaron Micha [HeM] - May 4, 2006 10:48:09 pm
- y0! [NT] - zippy - May 4, 2006 10:57:07 pm
- *waves to Zippy!* [NT] - Aaron Micha [HeM] - May 4, 2006 10:48:09 pm
- lmao - zippy - May 4, 2006 10:39:41 pm
- linketh [NT] - Vybex - May 4, 2006 10:32:53 pm
- linkxy? [NT] - zippy - May 4, 2006 10:32:12 pm
- Welp, that K-Mart is done. 1 down 1 to go. I hope tomorrows doesnt last 15.5 hours like today. - Vybex - May 4, 2006 10:07:06 pm
- I WANT SABRETT'S!!! [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 9:43:56 pm
- I want at MetalStorm pistol, but it ain't gonna happen. [NT] - Spec [In Absentia] - May 4, 2006 9:49:20 pm
- How cool would that be?! [NT] - Earnest - Philomastix - May 4, 2006 9:52:29 pm
- mmm.. I was watching clips of the MetalStorm system of Future weapons on my DVR... - Spec [In Absentia] - May 4, 2006 9:54:22 pm
- How cool would that be?! [NT] - Earnest - Philomastix - May 4, 2006 9:52:29 pm
- I want at MetalStorm pistol, but it ain't gonna happen. [NT] - Spec [In Absentia] - May 4, 2006 9:49:20 pm
- Night All [NT] - UNIXGuy - May 4, 2006 9:33:58 pm
- so I'm reading the Bourne Identity.... - Spec [In Absentia] - May 4, 2006 9:07:43 pm
- then stick with the movie [NT] - Rail Con Zuu - May 4, 2006 9:08:10 pm
- yeah, I enjoyed both movies... I'm gonna suck it up and finish the book... probably won't read the other 2 tho' - Spec [In Absentia] - May 4, 2006 9:09:03 pm
- been a long time since i read it; i recall liking the series of books quite a bit, actually [NT] - Midas [No, the other one] - May 4, 2006 9:14:19 pm
- it's decent, just that it's VERY repetitious and a bit slow at times. - Spec [In Absentia] - May 4, 2006 9:17:37 pm
- this is one of the rare cases where the MOVIES were actually better than the books *can't wait for the BOURNE ULTIMATUM* [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 9:43:06 pm
- so far I would agree... and from what I hear ultimatum has been put on hold for Ocean's 13 of all the crap... [NT] - Spec [In Absentia] - May 4, 2006 9:45:51 pm
- meh [NT] - Midas [No, the other one] - May 4, 2006 9:53:16 pm
- yeah, smappy isn't it? [NT] - Spec [In Absentia] - May 4, 2006 10:00:33 pm
- meh [NT] - Midas [No, the other one] - May 4, 2006 9:53:16 pm
- so far I would agree... and from what I hear ultimatum has been put on hold for Ocean's 13 of all the crap... [NT] - Spec [In Absentia] - May 4, 2006 9:45:51 pm
- then stick with the movie [NT] - Rail Con Zuu - May 4, 2006 9:08:10 pm
- *pass thru* [NT] - UNIXGuy - May 4, 2006 7:46:25 pm
- Two muffins in an over - Rail Con Zuu - May 4, 2006 6:40:27 pm
- oven* [NT] - Rail Con Zuu - May 4, 2006 6:47:23 pm
- WILSON! [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 7:26:05 pm
- and? I'm sure some of the jokes you've posted here have been posted before [NT] - Rail Con Zuu - May 4, 2006 7:30:10 pm
- I know...I'm just being an ass [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 7:35:38 pm
- of course you are [NT] - Rail Con Zuu - May 4, 2006 7:38:23 pm
- I know...I'm just being an ass [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 7:35:38 pm
- and? I'm sure some of the jokes you've posted here have been posted before [NT] - Rail Con Zuu - May 4, 2006 7:30:10 pm
- I know someone was asking about some phone before (nice and specific there, huh?)...anyway. Anyone know of a way to upload ringtones to a motorola razr phone via bluetooth? - Crazy [that doesn't mean insane] - May 4, 2006 5:53:39 pm
- if it's verizon/alltel, forget it, they lock it down so you can only use BT for headsets. - Spec [In Absentia] - May 4, 2006 6:04:36 pm
- Yeah, I've read that regarding the verizon...I have Cingular so I'm hoping I can get it to work. [NT] - Crazy [that doesn't mean insane] - May 4, 2006 6:48:27 pm
- one of my buddies has a cingular razr, I'll ask him if he knows anything about it. [NT] - Spec [In Absentia] - May 4, 2006 8:39:40 pm
- Yeah, I've read that regarding the verizon...I have Cingular so I'm hoping I can get it to work. [NT] - Crazy [that doesn't mean insane] - May 4, 2006 6:48:27 pm
- if it's verizon/alltel, forget it, they lock it down so you can only use BT for headsets. - Spec [In Absentia] - May 4, 2006 6:04:36 pm
- Two fish in a tank. - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 5:34:36 pm
- Top joke in the US - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 5:32:16 pm
- Top joke in UK - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 5:29:22 pm
- Official: world funniest joke - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 5:27:07 pm
- Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 5:20:16 pm
- HAHAHAHA Another Kennedy drunken car crash. Awesome. (pardon my slander) [NT] - Earnest - Philomastix - May 4, 2006 5:15:03 pm
- Im still angry at you for being snooty with me. - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 5:20:52 pm
- I'm sorry. [NT] - Earnest - Philomastix - May 4, 2006 5:22:55 pm
- ok [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 5:25:07 pm
- I'm sorry. [NT] - Earnest - Philomastix - May 4, 2006 5:22:55 pm
- umm... - Deacon Stryker *prays* - May 4, 2006 6:03:21 pm
- Im still angry at you for being snooty with me. - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 5:20:52 pm
- It was a little girl's first day of school, and the teacher asked her what her name was. - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 5:12:32 pm
- A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 5:01:44 pm
- There was once a bus conductor, and he had really bad anger management problems - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 4:53:38 pm
- awww man... can't even YAY TAZER that one [NT] - Eck (Linkin Park isa Rollah Coasta) - May 4, 2006 4:56:41 pm
- we dont have bus conductors in this country, hippie. its just a bus driver and a box for the fare. [NT] - syr - excels in excellence - May 4, 2006 4:58:22 pm
- Hippy? I'll stomp a mudhole in yer candy ass! - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 5:00:53 pm
- you want to do what to my ass? - syr - excels in excellence - May 4, 2006 5:51:51 pm
- Hippy? I'll stomp a mudhole in yer candy ass! - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 5:00:53 pm
- welp funeral is all over and done with. - Quick - May 4, 2006 4:45:48 pm
- the dumb part about the army making fun of the footage is this... - Eck (Linkin Park isa Rollah Coasta) - May 4, 2006 4:34:52 pm
- the really bad thing about this video from a psyops perspective is the complete unprofessionalism displayed by him...even a cheap ass ghetto camcorder could tape more than one "take"....he apparently - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 4:42:01 pm
- yabut exposing him as an idiot military dood makes US look stupid for not being able to beat him [NT] - Eck (Linkin Park isa Rollah Coasta) - May 4, 2006 4:46:28 pm
- obviously he's a better hoodrat thatn soldier...Ive seen kids with their pants hanging down off their asses outrun police cars and clear 6 foot chain link fences without slowing down.....that doesnt - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 4:49:05 pm
- right... not a soldier... yet outsmarting and killing ours [NT] - Eck (Linkin Park isa Rollah Coasta) - May 4, 2006 4:54:28 pm
- yes he has killed our soldiers, but per capita our casualties are the lowest in history. The ratio last I heard was 30.5 - 1.0 them vs. US [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 4:56:18 pm
- right... not a soldier... yet outsmarting and killing ours [NT] - Eck (Linkin Park isa Rollah Coasta) - May 4, 2006 4:54:28 pm
- obviously he's a better hoodrat thatn soldier...Ive seen kids with their pants hanging down off their asses outrun police cars and clear 6 foot chain link fences without slowing down.....that doesnt - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 4:49:05 pm
- yabut exposing him as an idiot military dood makes US look stupid for not being able to beat him [NT] - Eck (Linkin Park isa Rollah Coasta) - May 4, 2006 4:46:28 pm
- I think you're analyzing it more than the average CNN and Fox news-fed hick will - Lord Iffy Boatrace - May 4, 2006 4:46:29 pm
- piss off you daffy smap [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 4:49:46 pm
- the really bad thing about this video from a psyops perspective is the complete unprofessionalism displayed by him...even a cheap ass ghetto camcorder could tape more than one "take"....he apparently - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 4:42:01 pm
- here's another link to it [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 4:26:00 pm
- *scratches head* why would people be impressed with his ability to stand in an open field and hold down the trigger of a machine gun anyway? - Midas [No, the other one] - May 4, 2006 4:29:19 pm
- I dont know...until now I assumed it was a SOLDIER we were after..now I see he's just a no0b [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 4:32:28 pm
- lol. "die american pig! .... ..... .... um. hold on. can you unjam this so i can shoot you? thanks!" [NT] - xor [just a spade] - May 4, 2006 4:34:43 pm
- *scratches head* why would people be impressed with his ability to stand in an open field and hold down the trigger of a machine gun anyway? - Midas [No, the other one] - May 4, 2006 4:29:19 pm
- haha....5th special forces group, upon seeing the video of Al Zarqawi shooting an M-249 SAW said collectively "send him a Burqa..." [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 4:00:37 pm
- video of him shooting it, or *trying* to shoot it? [NT] - Midas [No, the other one] - May 4, 2006 4:07:49 pm
- well...he fired a few rounds and then it jammed...one of his cronies came from offscreen to clear it for him....what a fucking disgrace [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 4:09:48 pm
- LOL they burned their hands on the hot muzzle of the machine gun [NT] - captain ebolter - May 4, 2006 4:18:19 pm
- omfg.... [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 4:22:15 pm
- doh just saw this was posted below...hehe its still funny....guess the terrorist leaders are like ours - captain ebolter - May 4, 2006 4:24:08 pm
- lol [NT] - Midas [No, the other one] - May 4, 2006 4:21:02 pm
- LOL they burned their hands on the hot muzzle of the machine gun [NT] - captain ebolter - May 4, 2006 4:18:19 pm
- well...he fired a few rounds and then it jammed...one of his cronies came from offscreen to clear it for him....what a fucking disgrace [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 4:09:48 pm
- video of him shooting it, or *trying* to shoot it? [NT] - Midas [No, the other one] - May 4, 2006 4:07:49 pm
- LOL...PWNDIRL! - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 3:22:51 pm
- Iraqi family, poor and tired, returning home from work to play dominos, slaughtered by American forces! [NT] - Al-Jazeera - May 4, 2006 3:26:48 pm
- LOL...PWNDIRL! [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 3:30:24 pm
- dominos? lol [NT] - 47 [ Lord of the Dance ] - May 4, 2006 3:36:47 pm
- awesome [NT] - blahness [Brain Age: 21] - May 4, 2006 3:34:58 pm
- You have a link for this? [NT] - Deacon Stryker *prays* - May 4, 2006 3:43:53 pm
- no...I just made up the whole thing - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 3:57:44 pm
- I call Bullsmap!! [NT] - 47 [ Lord of the Dance ] - May 4, 2006 4:00:40 pm
- smap off ratboy! [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 4:01:12 pm
- I call Bullsmap!! [NT] - 47 [ Lord of the Dance ] - May 4, 2006 4:00:40 pm
- no...I just made up the whole thing - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 3:57:44 pm
- That is awesome. [NT] - Earnest - Philomastix - May 4, 2006 3:44:33 pm
- Iraqi family, poor and tired, returning home from work to play dominos, slaughtered by American forces! [NT] - Al-Jazeera - May 4, 2006 3:26:48 pm
- post just to see page 1 [NT] - Rainaer (formerly known as Rà ïñær®) - May 4, 2006 3:22:18 pm
- Gotta love it. lol [NT] - Earnest - Philomastix - May 4, 2006 3:22:41 pm
- WoW "State of the Game" so to speak... - anna.jpg - May 4, 2006 3:10:48 pm
- TTL, PSU [NT] - syr - excels in excellence - May 4, 2006 3:13:48 pm
- Yeh, read that the other day...would have liked to see GAME CHANGES, not server shit. [NT] - Pyro - May 4, 2006 3:15:41 pm
- yeah but the server shit has been making headlines - Llotnarf [bun-length] - May 4, 2006 3:24:54 pm
- yeah but the server shit has been making headlines - Llotnarf [bun-length] - May 4, 2006 3:24:55 pm
- Bleh... barely anything that addresses the problems with the game... - Dermott [TAX REVOLT!] - May 4, 2006 3:25:57 pm
- i haven't had any issues at all of late. well, except that pallies are incredibly lame. and hunters. and humans ('perception', wtf is that crap). [NT] - Midas [No, the other one] - May 4, 2006 3:27:38 pm
- Well, unless I want to play the resource AH sales game and ebay off WoW gold, there's not much for a solo, non-raider to do late game... - Dermott [TAX REVOLT!] - May 4, 2006 3:35:00 pm
- again, i haven't had any patching issues or server stability problems at all of late, hehe [NT] - Midas [No, the other one] - May 4, 2006 4:08:53 pm
- Well, unless I want to play the resource AH sales game and ebay off WoW gold, there's not much for a solo, non-raider to do late game... - Dermott [TAX REVOLT!] - May 4, 2006 3:35:00 pm
- i haven't had any issues at all of late. well, except that pallies are incredibly lame. and hunters. and humans ('perception', wtf is that crap). [NT] - Midas [No, the other one] - May 4, 2006 3:27:38 pm
- HO Openview - that is used to see what devices you have on your network, correct? is it also a network management tool? - Thor - May 4, 2006 2:51:55 pm
- I think HO Openview is a pimping tool for keep track of the money that bitch owes you. [NT] - Earnest - Philomastix - May 4, 2006 3:07:04 pm
- lol I saw that, I meant HP but hey, I will go with your explanation if asked in an interview [NT] - Thor - May 4, 2006 3:09:19 pm
- I think HO Openview is a pimping tool for keep track of the money that bitch owes you. [NT] - Earnest - Philomastix - May 4, 2006 3:07:04 pm
- Zarqawi can't shhot that 249...lol...what a chump [NT] - Lazarus [I just make up the titles] - May 4, 2006 2:01:06 pm