Earnest - PhilomastixApr 5, 2006 8:05:49 pm
So I'm standing on the bus, riding from campus to the parking lots.
This dude sitting in the front, whom I've seen many times before (he dresses like Hunter S Thompson), starts speaking really loudly so that the entire bus can hear him.
Hunter S Idiot: "BIG SURPRISE! THE HEAD OF HOMELAND SECURITY GOT CAUGHT LOOKING AT CHILD PORN!"
Me: "No, he did not. You might want to get your facts straight."
Hunter S Idiot: "BULLSHIT, MAN! YOU'RE JUST A RED STATE ASSHOLE! IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS! TOM RIDGE GOT CAUGHT WITH PORN OF A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL!"
Me: "Moron, Tom Ridge is not the Secretary of Homeland Security."
Hunter S Idiot, interrupting me: "YOU DUMB RED STATE FUCK! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. YOU'RE JUST A SHEEP."
Me: "Look, you stupid -"
Bus Driver, interrupting: "Listen, Tom Ridge is not the head of DHS. Mike Chertoff is."
Hunter S Idiot: "LIKE YOU KNOW!"
Me: "Alright, you stupid fucking asshole. David Boyle got caught soliciting a 14 year old girl over the internet. No porn was involved. Tom Ridge sure as Hell wasn't involved. Michael Chertoff wasn't involved, outside of firing his ass. Boyle is just a beaurocratic cog, not a policy maker."
Hunter S Idiot: "STILL HE'S A BUSH CRONY! HE GOT AWAY WITH CHILD PORN IN THE HOMELAND SECURITY! [and, I kid you not ..] BUSH IS AN IDIOT!"
Bus Driver: "... Listen, you spoiled brat: I don't have to let you ride my bus if you bother me. If you don't stop shouting your hate filled propaganda you will walk."
Hunter S Idiot: "..."
Me: "Hey man, here's a hint: Your understanding of your own philosophies and politics should never be exceeded by your vitriol."
Hunter S Idiot, a lot quieter: "Fuck you, red stater."
Me: "Do you have the last bus stop today, like you usually do? I do."
Hunter S Idiot: "..."
Bus Driver: "Hahahahaha!"
Me: "Now shut the fuck up."
*sporadic, overly enthusiastic clapping from a minority of the bus riders*
This dude sitting in the front, whom I've seen many times before (he dresses like Hunter S Thompson), starts speaking really loudly so that the entire bus can hear him.
Hunter S Idiot: "BIG SURPRISE! THE HEAD OF HOMELAND SECURITY GOT CAUGHT LOOKING AT CHILD PORN!"
Me: "No, he did not. You might want to get your facts straight."
Hunter S Idiot: "BULLSHIT, MAN! YOU'RE JUST A RED STATE ASSHOLE! IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS! TOM RIDGE GOT CAUGHT WITH PORN OF A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL!"
Me: "Moron, Tom Ridge is not the Secretary of Homeland Security."
Hunter S Idiot, interrupting me: "YOU DUMB RED STATE FUCK! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. YOU'RE JUST A SHEEP."
Me: "Look, you stupid -"
Bus Driver, interrupting: "Listen, Tom Ridge is not the head of DHS. Mike Chertoff is."
Hunter S Idiot: "LIKE YOU KNOW!"
Me: "Alright, you stupid fucking asshole. David Boyle got caught soliciting a 14 year old girl over the internet. No porn was involved. Tom Ridge sure as Hell wasn't involved. Michael Chertoff wasn't involved, outside of firing his ass. Boyle is just a beaurocratic cog, not a policy maker."
Hunter S Idiot: "STILL HE'S A BUSH CRONY! HE GOT AWAY WITH CHILD PORN IN THE HOMELAND SECURITY! [and, I kid you not ..] BUSH IS AN IDIOT!"
Bus Driver: "... Listen, you spoiled brat: I don't have to let you ride my bus if you bother me. If you don't stop shouting your hate filled propaganda you will walk."
Hunter S Idiot: "..."
Me: "Hey man, here's a hint: Your understanding of your own philosophies and politics should never be exceeded by your vitriol."
Hunter S Idiot, a lot quieter: "Fuck you, red stater."
Me: "Do you have the last bus stop today, like you usually do? I do."
Hunter S Idiot: "..."
Bus Driver: "Hahahahaha!"
Me: "Now shut the fuck up."
*sporadic, overly enthusiastic clapping from a minority of the bus riders*