Funny WoW story from last night. Close guildmate was on another guildmate's mage for the raid (his character is a rogue)...our private rogue channel was asking why he wasn't on his rogue. His answer?

I got really drunk and deleted all my gear (he is the only other 8/8 rogue in guild) and then deleted the toon.

OMFG. I didn't think it was possible to get so drunk that you would do that yet have the motor skills to pull it off. Naturally he put in a GM ticket for a restore...but since they are doing crazy stuff with hardware migrations...there is no guarantee. Haha, uber pwned.