Post Office workers are dumb asses. A short story by Vybex.

I got to the Post Office to ask why some mail was being returned to the shipper. They tell me my PO box is over a month due. Then some smoker lady with the smokers voice decides to chime in and say "I called the # on the PO Box card several times and no one answered." Which is bullshit because I have a server that answers the phone and it explains "Sales press 1, Support press 2, for company directory press *411. So I tell them I need the box reopened and I have to pay some lock change fee. Then I noticed the date of the application. So I started reading it and arguing at the same time and this guy comes out of nowhere and says "It's not our job to call you and tell you that your PO Box is due." Then I pick up the application form, put it right in his face and said "But I would think it should be in your job description to be able to count to 6. I opened the PO Box on Dec 12. I guess you cant figure out that Jan would be the 1st month of the year AND the first month of my PO box. It's April, do you know how many months it is from January to April or should I run out to the truck and give you one of our little free promo calculators?".

Long story short, the broad and the dip shit shut their mouths, some young woman in the back (a cutie on top of that) is laughing her ass off but making sure no one see's her, and I got another 6 months added on and a bunch of mail returned to the shippers cause Post Office Employees are dumb asses.